So, I'm getting married, and one of my friends is so consumed with envy that she is seriously trying to sabatoge my dress. I took her with me to try it on, and she spent 20 minutes telling me how ugly it was, how fat it made me look, etc. Okay. Whore. I had someone take a Polaroid of me in the dress, and even in horrible light, it's a stunnig dress. That dress could make anyone look amazing. I couldn't figure out why she was being such a bitch, then I realized: her skeasy boyfriend of like 6 years refuses to get married. He says he's "not into the whole marriage scene". Fine, whatever. She chose him, not me. She actually nagged him enough to get her a promise ring, and he came home with a 25 cent machine thing. I can't make him be less useless.
Anyway, I confront her on her awful comments and she tries to turn it around on me and say I am a stuck up bitch who is just flaunting my money in her face. Money? What money? I am borrowing my dress, and most of the stuff is either on loan, being paid for as a gift, or I have to work 80 hour workweeks to pay for. Needless to say, until she pulls her head out of her ass, I have one less friend.
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