I don't really have anything to bitch about right now. I'm drinking pink champagne from the bottle. I'm numb. I bitch in my blogs at MySpace and in my poems. I've published a bunch of novels and collections of poetry at lulu.com. My latest collection of poetry is This Brutal Fucking Life. I don't believe in ratings but I had to give This Brutal Fucking Life, Pussy Lickin' Good and Bat Shit Crazy a mature rating because my shitcaked asshole of an ex-husband reported my "inappropriate content" to lulu. I can't risk having my projects unceremoniously deleted so I gave a "mature" rating to my most "controversial/inappropriate" books.